Aspartame Anti-Testimonials© #197 – Addicted

I’m a Diet Coke addict.  If I weighed 100 lbs., my teeth were made of titanium, and they’d found that DC was more carcinogenic than tobacco, I’d *still* be drinking Diet Coke.  I always shake my head at people who think I drink Diet Coke for health reasons.  I say to them, “Have you *looked* at Diet Coke?  Have you *tasted* Diet Coke?  Does it seem like a healthy beverage to you?”  No way it’s healthy.  It’s more like jet fuel.  I love it.

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